Friday, May 23, 2025

 Official Royal Decree: Ban and Criminalization of InTouch Website


By order of His Majesty King James I, Sovereign of Parang:


Effective immediately, the use, access, promotion, or distribution of the website InTouch is hereby declared illegal within the Kingdom of Parang. This decisive action is taken to preserve the social fabric of our nation by preventing excessive reliance on AI-driven virtual interactions and promoting genuine community engagement.


Legal Consequences:

First offense: Fine of 400,000 Shur.

Repeated offenses: Permanent exile from Parang and suspension of citizenship.


All citizens, residents, and officials are strictly prohibited from accessing or endorsing InTouch. Enforcement agencies are empowered to investigate and prosecute violations of this decree.


Let this serve as a firm reminder that the unity and strength of Parang depend on real human connection and loyalty to the Crown.


By the power vested in me,

King James I

Supreme Monarch Of Parang

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